My Blog Has Moved

Well folks, I've finally done it. I've switched to WordPress and my blog is now on my own domain. So say good-bye to Blogger and good-bye to the bling. But don't be sad. Life is full of change. Change is a good thing. It keeps us on our toes. It challanges us and makes us stronger. And as your next President... oops, I got a little speechy there, didn't I?

Anyway, check me out at:

http://www.meandtheblueskies.com/

I'll look for you there.


Thursday, March 12, 2009

Subtle Butt - The Farter's Dream Come True

We've all heard of hot pads, knee pads, and bachelor pads, but farting pads? Well get ready for the hippest new pad since Austin Powers was defrosted--the Subtle Butt. The Subtle Butt is a 3.5" square soft fiber fabric with an antimicrobal treatment on one side and impregnated with activated carbon on the other side. Simply place inside your undies or pants and fart away with confidence.

Moderately priced at $9.95 for a package of 5, the Subtle Butt is perfect for your bean loving, brussels sprouts eating, chili chowing farting boyfriend/husband/co-worker. Each pad comes with two "strategically placed" adhesive strips making installing them a breeze. The strips not only secure the product to your clothing, but also tell you which side should be against your skin.
So pick up a pack or two today at guarmentguard.com and don't let flatualence blow you or your friends away.  Warning:  Best used against SBDs. Subtle Butt makes no claims to muffle the sounds that accompany farting so although your friends won't smell that you farted, they may still hear it.  Now, if they only made a Subtle Butt for dogs, my life would be complete!

58 comments:

sandy said...

Okay! Now I have seen it all!

WheresMyAngels said...

I'm so buying this for my daughter Mercede. She is lethal!

NJDecorator said...

All.I.can.say. is.WOW.

Preston said...

Sandy - That's the point. But you won't smell it...

Wheremyangels - I know I should stock up.

NJdecorator - Maybe you should say, "WOW, that smells nice..."

Carebear said...

LOL on the farting pads. Where did you find those? Hilarious! And congrats on the Target card. I entered that giveaway too! Lucky winner you! I actually just came by to tell you that the randomly-selected winner of the Cheesecake Factory gift certificate is Joy from Joy to the Blog. Thanks so much for entering my giveaway, and for becoming a follower! I hope you enjoy my blog! I try to visit at least 2 of my followers daily to spread comment love so I’ll be seeing you soon!

P.S. Come visit for my best giveaway ever from March 23rd-26th!

sexy said...

情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品,情趣用品

Melissa said...

O.
M.
G.
The things companys try to sell for money!

Holly Jones said...

hmmm :)

The Chocoholic said...

Hi.
Stopping by via sits.
Have a great weekend!

Godiva said...

Hi there.
Passing by from SITS.
I like your site.

DiPaola Momma said...

Okay so you were 2 ahead of me at roll call this morning... that dog avatar got me here.. funny as poop! And what did I find???? You won MY Target card from Brandy (she's in the poo house now).. and if that wasn't enough you got my butt laughing at 6:40 in the A.M. on a Monday, an act unitl this day I would have sworn was simply impossible!! YOU ROCK.. I'm now stalking you.. um following you and I see Brandy, Amiee, Rebecca and a few of the crew are here too! I'm calling a meeting of the cewl kids to find out just WHY I was not notified that this was the place to be!!

Preston said...

Carebear - Thanks for stopping by and congratulations to Joy on winning MY Cheesecake Factory gift certificate.

Sexy - Huh? Can anyone translate this?

Holly Jones - More like mmm...no smell...

the chocoholic - Thanks for stopping by

Godiva - Glad you like my site.

Dipaola Momma - I change my avatar semi-regularly. I recently posted about my dog farting and then I saw this image and I knew it was perfect for my avitar. (At least for now.) Glad I could make you laugh so early on a Monday.

Ken @ Dad to Two said...

I just wanted to say," ewwwwwwww " LOL

Kerri said...

That's just wrong! Or maybe it is a good idea!

...love Maegan said...

What!?!?!? No Way!!!! Hilarious!

Trenches of Mommyhood said...

Here from SITS (or BITS?)

Enjoy your day in the spotlight! (And I def need this product in my stanky Trenches!)

Robin said...

Oh my goodness.....
That is way too funny.

Lani said...

oh my... actually, I can think of some people who could really benefit from this:)

blueviolet said...

What? What? What?

Dan River Mama said...

Great idea. Too bad it does nothing for the sound. My husband rips some that probably make folks in China drop their chopsticks and run for cover. He's actually woke the baby before!

Diva Scrapper said...

OMG..I'm just laughing it up. I'm so going to send that link to my dh. Stopping by from SITS..Congrats on being Saucy for the day!

Our Crazy Life said...

How wonderful!! I wonder if there is a way to sew it in place so the hubby doesn't know, unfortunately he loves the fart game and always will!!

isk8jewel said...

Oh my goodness that's hillarious. (visiting from SITS today)

Robin Lynne said...

What *will* they think of next? (I'm here from SITS - Hi BITSah :) )

You could attach some elastic bands to them for dogs.. err. Yeah! :P

Double Dipped Sweets said...

This is just hilarious! I already have someone in mind for this...

Lora said...
This comment has been removed by the author.
Lora said...

I'm not sure how to react to this...laugh? cry? order some for the boyfriend?

But congrats on being featured at SITS today! :)

Manda said...

Now that is too much! i lost it while i was reading! I swear there is something for everything... hahhahaha! Congrats again on being the feaured blog today.

Jenna Lewis Cox said...

this might possibly be one of the funniest things i have seen. Do they work for pregnant ladies too?! haha

Jill said...

Oh my! This is awesome AND hilarious!...maybe you should ask the company to move into Canine prototypes next!

Jenn Calling Home said...

That's great, but there's still the issue of the noise. Nevertheless, I may buy some for my husband...keep the house smelling pretty and all.

Congrats on being featured over at SITS.

Brooke said...

lol! visiting from sits.

this is perfect for the gym when you can't squeeze them back in OR run away!!

Oz Girl said...

O.M.G. You must be joking. And the OMG part is that they will most likely make $$ on this. Just $$ though, not $$$$. I'm guessing.

Bernadette said...

OMG is right. Someone's got to figure out a sound muffler though...

Anti-Supermom said...

Genius idea.

Simply genius or should I say subtle genius.

Congrats on being Saucy today, be proud of being one of the few awesome male SITStas.

Stereos and Souffles said...

OMG! Too funny!

Melanie said...

Well I was coming by to congratulate you on your saucy day, and found a new product for the hubs! Thanks for sharing! LOL

Dina said...

congrats on your bits day...how funny is this..my hubby my need some of these

Tabitha in Bliss said...

That is indeed crazy! I have heard it all! But, I would love if they made it for dogs as well. LOL

Visiting from SITS!

Ashley said...

Ohh.... this is great! I need to get some of these for my husband!!!

Pam said...

Is this for real? I could use this. Not for me... for a friend!

Kathy B! said...

Seriously?! If you've got that much gas common sense would say, "get thee to a doctor!" not "come over here and sit on this charcoal pad."

What's that expression? I fool and his money are soon parted... Now please tell me you didn't actually buy this :)

Kaycee said...

My husband is getting these for Christmas. I'm thinking stocking stuffers =)

SpaGirl Jenn said...

Here from SITS...Congrats on your FB today!

Okay, I have officially seen everything!!!! ROTFLMAO =-D

christyzee said...

LOL..It's about time! ya know I've always told my husband I was gonna stick an air-freshener up there, now I'm corrected, it's a subtle butt!
very nice blog!
blessings...

jules1219 said...

Something my husband needs, that's for sure!
Years ago my brother-in-law got a pair of "fart pants" for x-mas from his parents. His flatulence (sp?) is a well-known fact to contend with whenever we are in his presence. Anyway, these said fart pants were made of a white rubber and had this charcoal insert type thing that was supposed to aborb the smell I guess. Hilarious!

Tracey said...

I'm dying! That is hilarious.
I mean, really?!?!? Do we need that? Maybe so, considering my husbands, ehem, farting problem.
Thanks for the laugh!

saverchic said...

Where has this been all of my life?? What a hilarious and genuinely needed product!

Martha said...

Wow, what will they think of next?!?
Thank you for the smile, visiting from SITS.

Procrastinator Crafter said...

Now I have seen it all but I truly think a woman invented this because she was tired of smelling her husband's farts. I just wish it would muffle out the noise. Oh well, I will take 2!!

Shay said...

This is absolutely hysterical...it's like, "What will they think of next?"

It's awesome to know a guy that blogs too! My husband keeps telling me he would like to, but is afraid his guys friends will make fun! I think it says more of your man-hood if you can do what you want to do without worrying what others think!

Tamara aka Cheapskate Mom said...

OMG I am so getting this for my husband's birthday!! LMAO too funny!

I <3 Your blog! Congrats on being Featured blogger today!!

parentingBYdummies said...

Hope these are real b/c if they are my father-in-law may be allowed back into my house.

Shanda said...

These are hilarious! But I'm sure will truly help some - as always - looking out for your readers!

Sass said...

Seriously?

Like...seriously????

Brilliant. Seriously brilliant. ;)

pam said...

You have me laughing my head off!! Great way to start the day!

bernthis said...

imagine wearing that on a date and it's the one they made that is a lemon.

~Static~ said...

Too bad they don't have options. Such as: 1.) Scented varieties 2.) Absorptive qualities for those moments when you think you're farting but you're really sharting 3.) Different colors for those times when you just want to hang out in the nude.

Btw, what exactly are SBDs? Seedy book distributors? Silent but deadlys? Smelly butts of destruction (similar to WMDs)?