Thursday, September 25, 2008

Song Titles That Didn't Quite Make It

Folk Music

1. If I Had a Hammer (You'd all be dead)
2. Puff the Magic Drag Queen


Political

1. The Sarah Palin Song: I Shot the She-wolf (But I did not shoot the Polar Bears)
2. The John McCain Song: Wake Me Up Before I Go Go All Over...


Country Western

1. Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth 'Cause I'm Kissing You Goodbye
2. They May Put Me In Prison, But They Can't Stop My Face From Breakin' Out
3. She Got the Ring and I Got the Finger


Broadway

1. Spermalot
2. On A Clear Day (You can see Russia from my house)

3 comments:

  1. For the love of God, you crack me up! I mean really, you make me belly laugh! And your food blogs make my mouth water. Is it too blog stalkerish to say I adore? Who cares, I adore you!!!

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  2. I friggin' love the song titles. I'm laughing so hard that I choked on my own spit!

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